K9 help

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  1. Melfish New Member

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    To start this; K9 is EVIL.

    K9 is the ultimate software to block off your internet,
    so my parents installed it and it is set to block games.

    Now i can't play:

    Team fortress 2
    Starcraft 2
    MINECRAFT
    I can't acces any webstite with games
    (INCLUDING THE STALIN FORUMS)
    Yeah, i typed this at school.

    So, any help or experience ?
  2. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Your parents are obviously Nazis. You don't need technical help, you need new parents. Aside from that, I dunno how to help with this.
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    1 down thousands to go

    hmm that might be a bit too optimistic
  4. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    I think Mel could just be a Nazi himself. He plays Minecraft. In fact, he even typed it in caps, meaning he finds it more important than Team Fortress! Crucify him! Grab the wooden stakes!

    Other than that, Mel: We've gone over this. Talk with them!
  5. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Hater.

    Anywho, talk to your parents and ask them if you do chores more often or get a job if you can compromise.
  6. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Parent's are a pain, aren't they?
    Anyway, I don't know what K9 is, but you could talk them into uninstalling the program. Other than that, you could make them sit down for a talk at the appropriate time and ask for a plan on what time you can play those games and for how long. Perhaps even asking them what you could do in order to be allowed access to those games. And keep pressuring them with it, not in an agressive manner, of course.
  7. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    I would suggest attempt to uninstall it. Either manually by deleting the program files or the usual remove program feature. If not and it is that hard to get rid of install another OS it will get rid of it.
  8. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    K9 is attached to the operating system not the server. So if you are dead set on going behind your parents' back you could set up a second operating system.
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    I recommended Ubuntu or another Linux distribution like Pear OS for your other OS.
  10. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    step 1. go up to parents
    step 2. yell be gone satans
    step 3. push CTRL-ALT-DEL
    step 4. ????
    step 5. profit.
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  11. Cover Well-Known Member

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    So why exactly did your parents decide to block your VIDEOGAYMEZ?
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    Already told you why, they're nazis.
  13. sirdust Well-Known Member

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    everything i tell you i found by googling no guarantee it works or wont get you in trouble.

    1. talk to your parents.
    2. if parents continue to be oppressive = delete system 32 ;-) don't do this!!!!! lol
    or 2b threaten to wear only miniskirts and seethrough tops to scool, proceed to put makup on like a hooker. maybe they will be glad that you stay home playing games. lol



    correct ways:
    First, go to start- my computer or computer- local disk c- Windows- System 32- drivers- THEN DELETE THE FILE THAT SAYS BCKD.SYS!!!! now restart ur computer and do whatever you want on anything that was previously blocked.

    or you do:

    1. Get a K9 licence from the Blue Coat website (http://www1.k9webprotection.com/getk9/index.php)
    2. Download the K9 software (http://www1.k9webprotection.com/getk9/download-software.php). Do not run/install it just yet - that will come later.
    3. Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to bring up the task manager.
    4. In the 'Processes' tab, find 'k9filter.exe'. Select and, and then click 'End Process'.
    5. Go to the folder containing the K9 folder (usually, C:\Program Files\).
    6. Rename the K9 folder to a different name or move it to a different location. You need to do step 4 for this to work properly.
    7. Now, install the K9 you downloaded using the licence you received. Enter a name and password, and choose the categories you wish to block (if any).
    8. Done! Now you can browse the internet freely.
  14. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Have you noticed Mel is a male?
  15. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    I'd say that would make the miniskirt and tons of makeup threat even more effective or at the very least it will probably shock them and catch them off guard.
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    Bribing them with working and doing chores around the house will work, unless your lazy.
  17. sirdust Well-Known Member

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    well his/her profile states 14 year old female. do i care? no! the answer allready came from chelsea.
  18. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    I know Mel personally, and I'm 75% certain he isn't a woman. But Chelsea's right.

    Well, mister Fish, there's only one thing left for you to do... :rolleyes:
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    well the whole cross dressing worked out for stalin! (please refrain from posting the pictures)
    I can't see where it would go wrong.........
  20. C_G Well-Known Member

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    The more I read about this programme the more I realise how it, and your parents, are complete total fucking cunts.

    But try this, I am not guaranteeing success and it is incredibly likely your internet will get blocked but try deleting it manually, in safe mode. (and the just the contents of the folder)

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