King of the hill

So i noticed there wasn't king of the hill game on the 1st 3 pages of forum and this is a very popular forum game on a lot of forums.
EX.
Person A-I capture the hill
Person B-I shoot you in the face and take the hill I have bullet resistant armor
and you just keep going it gets really funny when peoples defenses are huge but someone has a creative answer to it

I shoot you with armor piercing rounds, duh.

I take the hill and have 300 Spartans, with m60's...

I STAGE A PEACEFUL PROTEST

I nuke you.

My hill.

The radiation lasts for 50 years, you are an old man by then so i help you to an old peoples home.


I found a new hill far away from the radiation and employ 1000 predators drones automated, 2 tanks divisions and an air force ready to put the hurt on anyone. I also have a nuclear defense system that tracks any launched nukes at my hill.

I walk on to the original hill.

I employ 20 lawyers to defend my hill.

I spray holy water onto your lawyers, those that don't flee hissing and shrieking melt and dissolve. I then shoot you and fortify my hill with a mob of leftist British students.

My hill.

Of course, they all go home or to the pub, assuming they actually bothered to get out of bed in the first place. Any remaining are dispersed by the Met's finest. And I beat my way to the top of the hill with my trusty baton and shield. The area around the hill is closed off with police roadblocks and lines, and I employ a detachment of SS troopers to defend the hill itself, because obviously the Nazis are behind it every the police use force
Oh, and we have the Pope hostage, as payback for his cowardice at that flak gun :lol:

I nuke you again.

This time I wear suits to protect myself from radiation.

I build an impenetrable titanium fortress emblazoned in gold.

My hill.

Wrong thread?

i bring in 50 godzillas, and they obliterate the hill.


i build it up again and claim it

I will use the DNA of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris to create 1 million Chuck Lees and after they kill your 50 Godzillas they will use the bones of Godzilla build a super awesome fun time fortress.

I send one million movie star scouts and give jobs to each of your Chuck Lees and then I send the German 6th army to defend the hill and the Super awesome fun time fortress.

6th army, Defend Stalingrad!

I send a couple hot women to the hill and lure the you into a trap.
MY HILL i have a nuke on my base that launches imeadiately when someone tries to take the hill

I come bringing a force of 8 million soldiers to the hill and take over for 8 years.
I have satellites with tungsten rods ready for a kinetic bombardment and a missile defence system that will retaliate as soon as you launch. MY HILL is defended by 26 infantry divisions, 12 mechanized divisions, and 9 air divisions. This is now called Dud's Fortress. Upgraded with unmanned drones for defence and 16 allied infantry divisions, 9 allied mechanized divisions and 7 air divisions carrying 5 million men in total.

i dig under the hill and find a forgotan volcano and make it erupt
my hill

I rebuild the hill then fortify it, setup an EMP & lay 1,000,0000 mines around the perimeter & my own personal army of robot monkeys, then finally get Staling to stand in plain view on the hill. . . nobody wants to harm our glorious leader, do they?

So my hill