Man Laws

Here is a thread to discuss and debate Man Laws and to bring down the sound and fury upon those who dare violate the code. Also:


So, who wants to go first?

If a woman wears a skirt that covers up her knees beat her bloody unless she is fat/unattractive. This is the duty of men!

........Not really what I was thinking...

It's raining is it o.k to hold an umbrella?

No, unless you are with a very attractive woman.

And or family.

Any debate lasting more then 3 minutes with a fellow man, must be settled with rock, paper, scissors.

However, debates must be over 'trivial' matters (getting a drink, door, etc.)

A man can never complain about another man's choice of beer, but they can complain about it being cold.

What's wrong with a cold beer?

Everyone prefers cold beer. I can't think of any instance where I would want hot beer. If I'm running a fever than a hot glass of whiskey but that's it.

Sorry I horrible wan't paying attention and meant warm.

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You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

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A man may only go Commando if returning from something awesome. No exceptions.

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27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Always open the door for a lady. If you fail to do this, go to the nearest wall and ram your head through it.

I cannot wait until Chelsea sees this thread.

I think men's soul duty is to be polite in public and work... then when he gets home wife does work for man and children pleasure ( not like that I mean )

There aren't enough walls to accomedate all the *cough* Americans *cough* who fail to do that.

Duel a Fellow man for the heart of a Lady, then Bang her then leave her and have a drink with the loser of the duel, such is life in america.

Unlike all women, all men are amazingly awesome at driving. When you have an accident, it is the fault of the nearest woman. It is permitted encouraged that you mock women for their lack of driving skills at any opportunity.

When a woman wears revealing clothing, you are permitted obligated to look. When your girlfriend/wife complains, tell her that the woman is showing it off for men to look at.

The proceed to justify it to yourself as you don't get any later that night.