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  1. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Mormans: I bet if you asked 10 people who the weirdest group of people are 8/10 will say mormans. BUT I am going to crush the most popular ideas of why they are weird

    Mormans belive Jesus told Joseph Smith in a dream all the other religions were wroung and found his ' 10 commandments ' buried in the ground and wouldn't let ANYONE see them.

    Well the christian 10 commandments were given to moses by a 120+ year old man on top of the highest mountain... where no one could see him.

    Also Mormans walk door to door making you feel uncomfortable preaching they're faith thinking if you are not they're religon you go to hell.

    Well was it not to long ago that the Catholics and Muslims would preach in town centers and hang you if you were against them?

    I am sure there many other reasons people think they are weird, but when you think about it they are normal... like us.
    Lighthouse, Dec 16, 2011
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  2. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Your title immediately made me think of that South Park episode with the Mormon family.
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 16, 2011
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  3. Toast Well-Known Member

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    It's Mormon. MORMON.

    The Mormons aren't nearly as bad as the Jehovah's Witnesses. Polygamy and "Jesus visiting America" put it on the borderline of stupid shit, though.
    Toast, Dec 16, 2011
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    I just noticed that now. Lighthouse, i am disappoint
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 16, 2011
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  5. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    If not long ago you mean the late 1600s then yes, your right. Some people would call 300 years a long time though.
    Karakoran, Dec 16, 2011
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  6. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    It was called... Scarcaism...
    Lighthouse, Dec 16, 2011
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  7. doody300 Well-Known Member

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    I remember Mormans here were annoying me for smoking and drinking so I stole there bible Iv been banned from there church now.Worth it.
    doody300, Dec 17, 2011
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  8. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I probably know more about Mormonism than the average Mormon because I lived literally 50 feet from a Mormon church and they would try to convert me and my family every week. It was fine because I am fascinated be religion but their beliefs are a bit strange. Also Book of Mormon was a damn fine Broadway musical.
    MayorEmanuel, Dec 17, 2011
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  9. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Book of Mormon i heard was amazing.

    Only Know a couple Mormons they usually are very nice though they try to convert people to often and are extremely homophobic, even though i know a couple of the Mormons at the church are gay.
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    I'm friends with a mormon, and he's pretty nice, but he does know how to sell his religion. The only really strange thing is that his family adopted about ~15 African Children.
    Disco Shrew, Dec 17, 2011
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  11. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Nigger Mormons then?

    Still a very good thing to do in terms of humanitarianism and it also works wonders to spread ones religion.
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  12. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    [IMG] Thats just awful...
    Lighthouse, Dec 17, 2011
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  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    and then the Enterprise blew up.
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  14. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Jokes on you, I have thousands of Facepalm pictures. EVEN ONES WITH ADORABLE KITTENS!
    Lighthouse, Dec 18, 2011
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  15. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    The Book of Mormon won a Tony, and my dad's family was Jehova's witness which is 10x worse then Mormonism in my own opinion.
    Romulus211, Dec 18, 2011
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  16. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    FIFY
    MayorEmanuel, Dec 18, 2011
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    jared the mormon.png

    Jared told me that you can be accepted despite having very dark skin. I am using the alias Jamal.
    Toast, Dec 18, 2011
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  18. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Awesome
    Romulus211, Dec 18, 2011
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  19. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Toast had a conversation without calling someone a Complete fucking douchebag.

    Awwwww, adorable.
    Lighthouse, Dec 18, 2011
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    Act like you have deep understanding of religion, but mispell Mormon. The future is bright.
    matthewchris, Dec 18, 2011
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