The Netherlands Superthread

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  1. The Evil Major Well-Known Member

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    Watch out all Dutchmen and -women for the blancmange is coming!!!:eek:
    And it's going to turn you all (even the women) into Scotsmen!!!:eek:

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    Nah, that'll only happen to Englishmen.
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    But the blancmange knows that you guys and the Englishmen shared a king once...
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    Willem II wasn't a king at the time, but a stadtholder. Anyway, he didn't merge the nations, so meh.
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    Too bad he fell off his horse and died. He could have created a nice Anglo-Dutch empire.
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    You mean Willem III van Oranje?
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    He was known in Scotland as William II and also the first English king in six centuries whose name was William.
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    Btw did you people know that the Dutch conquered the one and only Swedish colony in North America?
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    Yeah, I've read that somewhere. The governor of the Dutch colony at that time was Peter Stuyvesant (please, don't try to pronounce it), the same guy who later lost the colony to the English.
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    If that means we'll all turn into clones of Frankie Boyle, I'm all for it, that guy's a genius.
  11. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    I don't think so. The countries were too different, the systems were too different, too much people resisted the idea of losing their power, and as far as I know he wasn't that great of a leader. I think he sat on his ass more than trying to reform much.

    Weird, I thought he was the second in the Netherlands too...

    Pietur Stoivezend?
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    As far as I know, he ruined our navy and made the brittish navy powerful.
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    Close enough...
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    Don't know about that, though. Seems logic enough. Making the country you have most power in the strongest and the country you have the least power in the weakest. I would have been even more logic for him to declare war against the Netherlands and deliberately losing every battle with his Dutch troops, though. He was legally allowed.
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    I don't know why, but I must share this with you guys... Even though it has not much to with this...

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    BLACKBEARD WAS DUTCH.
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    WHOOOOOO!!! TAKE THAT SOUTH-KOREA!

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    One big eyed Dutchman between two Chinks...
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