I have been planning for a zombie apocalypse for years. I bought a magical genie lamp(I think). So when the zombie apocalypse happens I will wish for an underwater fortress and unlimited food and some hot company to spend the rest of my days with. >.>
My dad is in the US AIR FORCE!!!! Ill get everyone still alive in my community to come with me to Fort Dix , NJ (where my dad works) and live out my days there.
well after jumping for joy I would go grab my longsword and cross off a few names on a list of mine and while I am doing this have my one buddie get are gear then we go out the mountain to meet up with the PZRT
Dud might could come live in my underwater fortress (depends on if he can make it) but ???? ????? can't. xD Def gonna have room for friends though. Assuming this is indeed a magical lamp. >.>
My response... Open my fridge next to my gamer pad... take all the cokes and priceless, unhealthy, 99.99999% Suger-content snacks. Head down stairs to fetch my trusty, Southern-citizenship-required gunrack filled with my trusty Soviet-made weapons and put my half-eaten couch in front of my crumy porch door to dictate that my house is no longer accepting immigrants. And live out my days waiting for some ex-redneck, dead guy to come plundering around my home for flesh to attempt and succeed in eating my caffine-addicted brains or have the army "com t0 da rescuz!!!!1eleven!" and save me.
Take my friends and family to Walmart/Costco and stock up on supplies. Then gather an army of survivors and battle across the US to Area 51 and take the alien spaceship to Mars and cause a communist revolution. And as the first Paddish Emperor of Mars I will lead the Martians to retake Earth and rule both planets.