*WARNING* SUPER SECRETE STUFF *WARNING* [spoiler:39kakm4u][yt:39kakm4u]unjiAzdXK1E[/yt:39kakm4u][/spoiler:39kakm4u]
I was conversing with my younger cousin today. He was telling me about how he was shocked about having pubes on his gooch. I started laughing and called him a tool for not realizing sooner and then went on to ask if he's never cleaned his gooch beforehand. His excuse was "that he didn't grope his gooch because he wasn't a faggot". I then explained to him that it wasn't the act of groping, but the act of soaping up your gooch, as to remove any funky duck sauce that may have pooled in the jungle. I then explained to him that "I bet your pubes are so stiff with duck sauce that you could pull out a big clump right now". Then he stormed off in a huff.
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