Matt has revved my engine 5 0r 6 times in the last few min. I am unaware of what this lust filled frenzy will cause me to change my avatar to at the time of your reading this. Also, I need to shave my stomach.
Link is nibbling on my testicles as we speak. I begged him to stop, but he says he won't, not until he's "squeezed me like a orange". His words, not mine. I fear for my safety.