101 Ways To Kill Justin Bieber

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  1. TheFriendlypie Well-Known Member

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    ONLY 1 Way for each person, we need 101 ways and even more on how to annihilate him.

    Mine:
    1. Nuke the mother fucker!
    TheFriendlypie, Nov 6, 2011
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  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    The more you hate it, the stronger it grows.
    Viking Socrates, Nov 6, 2011
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  3. madprince Active Member

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    Don't give him any pain killers when he gives birth to a baby
    madprince, Nov 6, 2011
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  4. SovietEmpireUSSR Well-Known Member

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    Cut his testicles off, then eventually he will die out.
    SovietEmpireUSSR, Nov 6, 2011
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  5. SPARTAN_KING1178 Well-Known Member

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    What testicals?
    SPARTAN_KING1178, Nov 6, 2011
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  6. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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    BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
    stupified619, Nov 6, 2011
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  7. pottman Well-Known Member

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    Give him Crystal meth, he'll know what to do with it.
    pottman, Nov 6, 2011
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  8. SovietEmpireUSSR Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah......what testicles. Ah...those testicles probably got sucked into a vacuum cleaner or something.
    SovietEmpireUSSR, Nov 6, 2011
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  9. Surfusa Lost in space-time

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    Have him eat a bowl of chili that's actually his family and then watch him kill himself...
    Surfusa, Nov 6, 2011
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  10. JosefVStalin El Presidente

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    I dunno how we would beat him, but I imagine it would have to go something like this

    JosefVStalin, Nov 7, 2011
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  11. pottman Well-Known Member

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    But then you have to kill hordes of zombified 12 year old's.
    pottman, Nov 7, 2011
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  12. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Dragon shouts.
    Chelsea366, Nov 7, 2011
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  13. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    kinda like this
    theteremaster, Nov 7, 2011
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  14. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Excessive amounts of cyanide should do the trick.
    Epiccheesegrater, Nov 7, 2011
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  15. C_G Well-Known Member

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    First of all, I would boil the bottom half of him in boiling water, get Hannibal Lecter to do some nasty shit to him. Then, summon Cthullu to pop his head like it is a zit.
    C_G, Nov 7, 2011
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  16. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    I find this rampant Bieber hate amongst teenaged guys pretty funny. I'm sorry Pie, but just because you discovered shitty Nu Metal, it doesn't mean you're "totally br00tal".
    Lennins Beard, Nov 7, 2011
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  17. TheFriendlypie Well-Known Member

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    Lol I listen to rap too
    TheFriendlypie, Nov 7, 2011
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  18. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Lennins Beard, Nov 7, 2011
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  19. TheFriendlypie Well-Known Member

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    depends on rap I should have said. But just out of curiosity, why do you like J.B.?
    TheFriendlypie, Nov 7, 2011
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  20. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    I don't. I just don't feel it's needed to obsess over hating an adolescent teen idol.
    Lennins Beard, Nov 7, 2011
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