The Kingdom of Farmland will be partitioned between Mafia Land, the Romanian Empire, and the Polish Empire. The Romanian Empire will invade the Warring-Greek States to "restore order". Iberia will begin a conquest in North Africa.
Yeah, no. Swedes can drop dead for all we care and Germany could never get "Federation" in its name ...
I say, that it splits in half as the Dark God Frank rises from the darkest, most horrible depths of Disneyland. He will at first gobble up France, the British will say something along the lines of "HURR, We Island nation, we no on continent, we no help" right before it shits France out on top of them in the form of a big fucking poppy saying "Yeah, when have we ever been involved in European politics?!?!?!?!" Then, Frank will turn it's attention to Iberia and partition it into three provinces. North of Madrid, South of Madrid and Catalunya. He will destroy North of Madrid and concentrate on womanising and getting a tan in Benidorm, now completely devoid of wankers due to the eradication of Brits. After he has finished womanising he will turn on Mafia States and try to cut a deal with them, but he finds out they are in fact fucking off to America because everyone knows thats where the REAL mafia chill. After finding out Italian chicks don't really exist he will destroy Italy. Next stop: Berlin, after sending a postcard home to Mickey Mouse he gets bladered on German beer. In the wee hours of the morning he gets into an argument with some grumpy bitch, something Merkel, who said she was chancellor. Unfortunately, in his drunken stupour he got incredibly angry and destroyed the German Federation. He passes out and wakes up the next day. When he wakes up he can't help but loling at the penis of Europe, and so he spares it for now. As he trips over Poland's empire he can't think of anything to do and so decides to re-enact European history by making it be annexed by Russia, who then proceed to through Molotov Cocktails at Frank. But, before long the Russians realise that they are throwing alchahol and start to cry, after drinking Europes supply of Vodka. Frank, who likes to enjoy a drink every now and then frowns upon how much they are drinking and for their own good destroys them. He wonders what to do with Kingdom of Farmland, and so he kills them all. The USA, who have been watching the from across the pond decides to take action! Unfortunately, their method of "LETS BL0W SH1T UP" fails astronomically. They hit Romanian Empire and it dies in a civil war after the CIA leak stories that Turkic ultra-nationalists launched the bomb. Meanwhile, Frank is dying. He is dieing a painful death, being raped my Mickey Mouse. Mickey, his once fine and trusted friend had betrayed him. And now he was getting raped him, Mickey had been sent by the Knights of the Round Table. How could they possibly let one of their most renowned political figureheads glavant around Europe, fucking shit up. The thought was properstrous, and so Mickey had hunted him down ofr thepast 12 minutes and here was Frank. Then all of a sudden... Batman joined in. To be continued...
