I am going to go eat, here are my peace terms. Iran will give all the highlighted territory to Afghanistan and we will call it peace. If not, we will be forced to use our nuclear armaments against you. We will also pay you 5 RP to rebuild your destroyed country (if you ignore this).
Turkey would kindly ask the USA for a nuke as a deterrence against Iran. Turkey also apologizes for our previous acts of agression against Iraq last year, and hope to gain healthy relations.
So pretty much the middle east is fucked. And where the hell is my peace treaty i need to help the IPU out and Afghanistan.
This thread is rather popular, I must be apart of it! I am still holding on to my claim of Sealand, I'll be back after reading the rules. For those not in the know, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand.
Israel will call a peace, but the Sinai Peninsula and Golan Heights will be annexed by us, as compensation. Fulfill this, or we will also use nuclear weapons against you.
Iran would like to bring forth the ridiculousness of Afghanistan's actions. Not only has Iran done nothing to Afghanistan (in fact it has helped it) but Afghanistan claims HALF OF THE IRANIAN NATION. Hell, Afghanistan hasn't even existed until just recently. How can it claim all that? Furthermore, if we don't give half the nation, Afghanistan will use Nuclear Weapons? This isn't the 19th century, you can't just force people to give you things. You actually need a reason. Why would nuking Iran make Egypt and Syria give you land? Furthermore, not giving you land we don't own isn't reason to drop a nuke on a major city with no military persons or high government officials to speak of. ((Does Afghanistan even have nukes? I don't think Kal gave them one yet.))
So... it's really real? I spend 23 years looking for it on a map with a magnify glass and it was next to england all along...
Iran has done nothing except disgrace the middle east, it deserves to be annexed in all truth. But that is too extreme. I refuse to give a better deal to traitors and scum.
Ok this is FUCKING RIDICULOUS! lets just wait for surfusa before anyone posts anything else ok. we gave him another 5 pages at least to read. So for now lets pause and resume later.
The United States' nuclear sharing program is contingent upon a show of good moe faith and an available supply of nuclear weapons.
Then I hope your people do not mind being irradiated because their leader refused to accept peace deals. If you wish to propose a counteroffer I would be more then happy to read it over and discuss the terms of peace in further detail. I don't want to use the nuke Iran, but your not giving me a lot of options here...
If you play as Lebanon, your at war with me. Also, Kara, here's the deal. Accept full surrender, and pay 5MP to me, as reparations. Otherwise, there's going to be a lot of dead brown people.
Ok anyone else annoyed? Screw it lets just nuke Iran im tired of this. Or atleast invade it. I AM SO FRIKING TIRED OFF THIS BACK AND FORTH CRAP WITH IRAN! JUST SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was planning on making immediate permanent peace with Israel, allying with NATO, only to invade Syria.
You have 6 minutes before myself and the IPU launches a nuclear strike at your country. My demands still stand along with matts.
