I can see why it'd be hard to get a tan over there, but at least you don't have to sweat your ass off everytime you go outside in the summer, actually how high does it get in Netherlands during the summer anyway? Thank you and I like your language, but I have Portuguese blood so it'd make sense why I like it.
Well, you can only get tanned during two summer months. It mostly doesn't get any hotter than around 25 degrees, which is a nice temperature, although we only had one or two nice weeks this summer. The rest was rain, clouds, rain and clouds. Also, you won't like being here in the winter.