Anyone worked out how to stop being a lazy, unproductive arsehole?

Because I'd really like to know.

Nope, i'm still a lazy, unproductive asshole at the moment.

Our scientists are too lazy and unproductive to find the cure.
God save us.

Just start mainlining caffine, it does the trick for me.

theres always listening to Inspirational music and going on long runs, is also fun and it clears your mind. I think confidence plays a part here but I am not sure where....

I love the smell, but I hate the taste! Which is weird because a large part of 'taste' is smell.

There's always caffeine tablets, cocaine and a myriad of other yummy things that will keep you sharp as a pencil.

become a fiercely authoritarian capitalist like me.

This is the greatest advice ever given - get addicted to Cocaine.

That'll make you real productive. At least for the dealers.

Become the least productive person on the planet. Although this does create a paradox because you are trying to be the least productive witch initself is being productive. It's a win win.

I work just enough in life to be mediocre and that is good enough for me. I find the idea of rest to be much better than success. I love it and don't see myself changing.

Masturbate

Renounce socialism.

I keep putting off how to solve this problem

I honestly I have no idea why I'm lazy and unproductive *smokes more weed* Just doesn't make any sense.

This.

Meh.

I've worked part-time at a restaurant before and part of the staff there were workaholics. They worked hard and long, often for more than twelve hours.
I wasn't surprised when I found out they all snorted coke.
Take that as you wish...

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