We are all Napoleon while we are not. You see napoleon stole my time machine and killed your father and impregnating your mother making you offsprings. There was a clone of him but I ate him alive when I was 3 years 21 Xeons old. HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
I've been on this forum since 1,5 weeks, but you still haven't figured out I'm secretly Napoleon? You fucking morons!
TBH, the soviet sign on the french sign was a clue you were to me but I had no idea it was you before that.
