This evening, the Pie Federal forces, under the command of our great Dict- I mean President, TheFriendlypie, have simultaneously invaded Link's kingdom and the mighty Toast Empire to re-unify the United States, under a solitary, Socialist - Democratic leadership, and a powerful army to back it up. Already we've taken much of Imperial Toast and some of Kansas and Oklahoma. With plans to make Toast a vassal and annex Link NOTHING CAN STOP US!!!! In the Link Kingdom: Our soldiers have been ordered to the homes of any who even slightly resisted, and kill all who dared speak up. We've launched massive airstrikes into the Link industrial centre's and smashed through their defenses, POW's have been executed or sent to labor camps. All who embrace the new American Dictate, shall become a citizen of the Pie Federation with voting rights and a free AK47 for starters pay. The Link army routs as hordes of our men cross the border and assault the capital of Oklahoma city. Pie Mechanized Legions in a Link industrial sector In the Toast Empire: Things were going great untill the snowfall. The capital of Ottawa was burned down and every last inhabitant, soldier and warmachine slain, but still they fought on, like stubborn dogs. At this point we had them pushed to Labrador, out lying Atlantic islands and Newfoundland. The winter stopped our advance cold, and a massive series of Trenches were dug to stop counteroffensive. The majority of their forces have also retreated to Newfoundland and are staging a counter offensive in Arcadia, but first must stop Pie air strikes on civilian centers, military installations and industrial areas alike. However the outdated F-16's and MiG-29's were no match for F-22's, SU-37 Terminators and the infamous FALKEN ASF. And so they huddle around fires, praying for peace... Glorious Pie air forces over Toast Empire:
Meh the people of romland wish to assimilate the nation of modland into our republic, what are the steps to do so?
Why has it not been registered that the Middle Kingdom has united under my rule and overthrown its foreign oppressors?!
My earlier post today is a good example... You would have to have played map of the forums to understand. But just update the map, upload it to imgur and the post a brief description of you're invasion. @Imperial, that would require you to invade the rest of China and form.. the middle kingdom!
Can you show me invading over Napoleons western Canada, for I fight to unite Canada under one flag! Our tanks treads slowly move over the ice and snow, and the civilians throw their hats up in joyment for the true ruler of Canada has return!
It goes without saying... fine... I'll take Greater Tibet as a starting point for my conquest since it is unclaimed... My sheer Chinese-ness will rally the Chinese people behind me automatically...
Being the imperialist, scumbag bastards that we are, we start taking away Borneo from the peaceful country of Corb Indonesia, and we colonize the primitive unclaimed (white) islands in the Pacific. We have also created a stable border with the Pacific Republic of Lamp (READ: I drew a line). In Borneo: The Resort invaded Borneo, killing a number of tribes, putting their heads on stakes, and marching south. We killed, plundered, stole and raped as much as we could. Leaving the people terrified. We didn't just "peacefully disarmed the soldiers and sent them home", we killed them the worst way we could. Leaving some on bamboo, and some in baths of acid. On the islands: On some of the islands, there were a few native tribes. Of course, they didn't accept us peacefully occupying their lands, so we had no choice except going for complete ethnic cleansing. All of the men were tied to big rocks and thrown in the water, off shore. The women and kids had to stand there watching, thinking they were safe. They weren't. We raped them, and tied them up, leaving them starving to death. As it would be just wrong to show pictures of this, we, as a peaceful people, decided not to do this.
No you aren't. I laid claim to the Greater Tibet region and conquered you by popular revolt. The map just hasn't been made to reflect the update.
Wait... if Modland is a collective of lands of the Mods, don't you need to call it to vote between the Mods before you take any action? Lol. Your dictatorship is masked. NOT.
If that's the case, then 1/8 (my) of our nuclear missiles will annihilate the major population centers of China.
Don't remember it ever stated that the missles were divided by the number of Mods. I demand a free vote and all of the Mods to state in no unsure terms that they support this venture. Anything less will cause the other Mods to automatically counter your authority, remove you from office, and have you executed for starting an unconstitutional war. Additionally, your lands will either be given as compensation to the Chinese people or other reperations made. Finally, Modland will also give to the Chinese people a viable method for removing radiation in a reasonable timeframe.
So will Modland. Your portion of it anyways. I'll refrain from hitting the other Mods. I still hold that they will stop you and force your dictatorship from power.
Holy hell I'm on a continent full of communists! Greater South Africa demands that all the faithfully capitalist nations join us in a crusade against all that is red and cleanse the African continent! We begin by invading all the unclaimed territory to our north and privatizing all business, while imposing tariffs and corporate taxes so we can still profit off our natural resources being exploited. We are now ready to buy weapons of mass destruction, and well, any weapons from those willing to sell to a pro-western populist/nationalist African dictatorship.
