That's preposterous, Matt's wife obviously has a second functional reproductive system and he got both of them individually pregnant.
Naaaaaaa. Rasputin is EPIC. Oh and if you get a giant mutated fish you must name it Linda`. (Damn all infidels that don't know of Pychonauts)
I take it this means Matt will slowly but surely disappear from the forums soon? I'm not going to have kids and thus commit genetic suicide just to spite nature. Yeah, up yours, bitch. I am only used to making up names for RPG's and apparently calling your kid Chinillicus is not socially acceptable.
It doesn't matter what name you give it nowadays. People are just coming up with retarded names like "Todd" and "Franny" to appear edgy and cool, it's not like people will actually question your name. I know a chav kid named "DJ", that's a retarded name, but nobody calls him out on it. Sort of relevant: my grandad had a cat named "Nigger" when he lived in the Shetland Isles. I'm not kidding. I doubt anyone ever called him out on it. He also had an orange mini cooper.
I think I would name my son, if I had one that is, Gregori K. Evans. But it most likely won't be tbat because the mother would more than likely want a different name. If it was a daughter, the only thing I really can think of is Maria. The rest I would have to think of but I really don't have alot of idle time to bid with such pleasantry and other thoughts as of late.
