Guys, I gotta admit to you something about my life.

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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    It sucks. I'm a loser. I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test, or any test i've ever taken. i'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, i'm stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally retarded. and to top it off, i live in a pineapple under the sea.
    The Shaw, Nov 17, 2011
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  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Saw this one before, loved it, still do.
    UnitRico, Nov 18, 2011
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  3. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    I like pineapples.
    noelsoong, Nov 18, 2011
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  4. GiggleBlizzard Well-Known Member

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    darnit use your imagination, buy a tv and play with the box
    GiggleBlizzard, Nov 18, 2011
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  5. SPARTAN_KING1178 Well-Known Member

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    SPARTAN_KING1178, Nov 18, 2011
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  6. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    I hate SpongePants SquareFace or whatever the hell he's called. He is a loser, and a prick.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Nov 18, 2011
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  7. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    I can't appreciate myself...
    battleearl, Nov 18, 2011
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  8. GiggleBlizzard Well-Known Member

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    He's an awesome guy what are you talking about?
    GiggleBlizzard, Nov 18, 2011
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  9. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Dammit, somebody put something creative in here like:

    For a moment I was... then (blablablabla)
    yuri2045, Nov 18, 2011
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  10. Benerfe Well-Known Member

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    I actually believed it for a few sentences, until the Pineapple under the sea.. I just got trolled!
    Benerfe, Nov 18, 2011
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  11. DukeofAwesome Well-Known Member

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    That was great lol. Nice job. Did you see that somewhere or think of it yourself?
    DukeofAwesome, Nov 18, 2011
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  12. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    It was on this site:
    http://highdeas.com/
    But I'm not sure exactly where that post is. It's a hilarious site.
    The Shaw, Nov 18, 2011
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  13. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I was actually fooled until the last sentence.
    slydessertfox, Nov 18, 2011
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  14. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Is me being a douche loser just that believable?
    The Shaw, Nov 18, 2011
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  15. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Yes.
    RonaldRaygun, Nov 18, 2011
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  16. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    this
    xXxLKxXx, Nov 18, 2011
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  17. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Try being a COD fan in a 90% battlefield fanboy website.
    Lighthouse, Nov 18, 2011
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  18. Saito Well-Known Member

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    COd's alright... Battlefields alright... my internet sucks and I cant play either online ) :
    Saito, Nov 18, 2011
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  19. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Mhmm.
    slydessertfox, Nov 20, 2011
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  20. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Well I don't have a job or a car, I still live with my parents, I don't have any plans for the future, or a girlfriend, and all I spend what little money I get on is video games and marijuana, so I guess I would be a total loser if I was older than sixteen.
    The Shaw, Nov 20, 2011
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