Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but they don't have any syrup.

I wish Q was shaped less like an O. It's fucking annoying to me.

Granted but O is shaped more like a Q

I wish i had a nuke (dont ask what i need it for)

Granted but it's detonated in the Long Island harbor (where he lives) by terrorists.

I wish the top liked comments on YouTube weren't all the same.

oh Joy

Granted, but then you lose your erection and your moral compass becomes out of wack. Suddenly joy feels like sadness.
I wish to not have a math test tomorrow.

Granted but you have a Math Exam tomorrow.

I wish people used the phase, "He had a lot of Amish people, but they couldn't raise a barn." more often. To describe peoples penises, of course.

granted, but no one knows the context they are saying it in.
I wish for more people to play in the model United Nations game thread.

Granted but they gang up on you and kill you mercilessly.

Granted but you don't like it and still cant come up with anything.

I wish i had a kitten

Granted but it gets really fat and dies.

I wish the Model UN game would start.

Granted, but your nation declared another jihad and is subsequently nuked. Again.

I wish that -censored by the Chinese government-.

Granted but the Chinese remove it from existance.

I wish the Spanish didn't eat eggs for Lunch. Disgusting.

Granted, but the AVGN dies at the end, meaning no more AVGN episodes ever. Nostalgia Critic dies with him.

I wish I could get an A on all of my finals

Granted, But a fire happens at your school and all of your tests burn and so do all of your teachers so you have to take an entirely new set of finals.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted but it sucks, I wish I could fly a Jet.

Granted but the only people who do give you hugs are old drug addicts.

I wish I could forsee the future.