Your mom jokes...hahahah

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  1. Vulcan200x Well-Known Member

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    Everyone try to make the best your mom joke ever...try not to go to far!

    example: "Your mom is so fat when she was got on a bus, the bus driver said "what hit us ?"
    Vulcan200x, Nov 21, 2011
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  2. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Your mom is like Darfur, everyone feels sorry for her but nobody really wants to help her.
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    MayorEmanuel, Nov 21, 2011
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  3. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    My mother is so angry she forgot to make an appropriate facial expression of anger.
    BattalionOfRed, Nov 21, 2011
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    RonaldRaygun, Nov 21, 2011
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  5. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Yes, Ronald, we've all read it :D
    BattalionOfRed, Nov 21, 2011
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  6. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Your momma is so fat She uses mexico the entire country as her Tanning bed. (I grew up when Your momma jokes were funny so i got a million.)
    Romulus211, Nov 21, 2011
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  7. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Your mom is more used up than your mom jokes.
    Chelsea366, Nov 21, 2011
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  8. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Your mom's like Home Depot. Ten Cents a screw.

    Your mom's so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
    CoExIsTeNcE, Nov 21, 2011
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  9. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    Time for some historical your mom jokes:
    1. Your mom is so stupid, when she heard about the Fronde, she said, "France is a fondue restaurant?"
    2. Your mom is so ugly, when Peter the Great decided to cut everyone's beard, she was first in line."
    3. Your mom is like John C. Calhoun, she's played with both parties.
    4. Your mom's been invaded more times then Poland.
    5. Poland took its title "The Doormat of Europe" from your mom.
    Lemme think of more....
    LeonTrotsky, Nov 21, 2011
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  10. SPQR Well-Known Member

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    Your mom is so fat she discovered her ass in 1492
    SPQR, Nov 21, 2011
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  11. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Your mom is fuckin gay!

    Am I doing it right?
    The Shaw, Nov 21, 2011
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  12. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Your mom is SO fat she died of heart failure!
    Lennins Beard, Nov 21, 2011
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  13. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    Terrible.

    Where is the dislike button?
    Imperial1917, Nov 21, 2011
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  14. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Your mom is so fat She eats garbage trucks of Twinkies
    Romulus211, Nov 21, 2011
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  15. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Your mum is so skinny when you popped out of her, she bent your tiny little penis.

    Now you have a crooked penis for the rest of your life. Don't question my understanding of the growth of a human.
    BattalionOfRed, Nov 21, 2011
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  16. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    yo momma so FAT. when Dracula bit her, he got DIABETES.
    theteremaster, Nov 22, 2011
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  17. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Yo momma is so dead that she is deader than "yo momma" jokes.
    C_G, Nov 22, 2011
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  18. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    Terrible.

    Again, where is the dislike button?
    Imperial1917, Nov 22, 2011
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  19. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Your mom is so fat, you gotta refuel three times if you want to ride a circle around her in a Prius.
    Bart, Nov 22, 2011
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  20. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    Your moms so fat she bleeds butter.

    your moma so fat her ass has it's own president.
    PineappleJoe, Nov 22, 2011
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