Please, for God's sake! Let me be the central mapper, dammit! *CRYING* Just say you declared war, and let me do the map! Seriously? We have to have fucking nukes in this game? *SIGH*
Oh, I'm sorry. I will update within a few hours, probably very soon. (I don't know how long the editing will take, all those army movements can take quite some time.)
Ok here's how the Nuke system works: You need to either be in America, Russia, UK, France, Israel, Iran, China, India, Pakistan, or North Korea to have any IMMEDIATE access to it. But you cannot launch them until you lose you're capital, also control of NORAD or any strategic rocket command is recommended to have some enclave for you're nation. To build Nuke's you need access to uranium, which you'll have to look up on the internet to find the locations. They take 1 week (Real time) to make.
La Monde: In Africa: In the north of Africa, Comerade Sandyville attacked Doody's Desert, capturing lot's of territory. BlizzaGascar finally gained it's independence. That independence has one restriction, though. We gave them the most disgusting color in the universe. In Europe: Nothing new, except, Ricoland captured some more provinces in Italy, a few Greek islands and they have landed troops in a Roman province on the Turkish peninsula. The Free Turkish State was not happy with this, as they have a claim on the province. In the Americas: The Southern American States were attacked by the Socialist Mosh Republic for: "Not abiding the Socialist will and laws". They got annexed. The Pie Federation finally occupied and annexed the Links. In the north they had less success, because most of their troops were still in the south securing and patrolling. I will not post the army movements, as I was too lazy to make one. In Asia: The Karakorian Horde surrounded the few remaining troops in Ezaland. C_G China was further occupied by the Middle Kingdom today, before the peace treaty with the Karakorian Horde was arranged. Dud India declared war against the collapsing Arabic Cheese. They took 3 islands and one coastal province. The Green Union was combined to one country after a coup by an international Socialist organization. They got an alliance with the Socialist Mosh Republic. The complete, new map:
No you didn't. Modland requires a vote for such things... Anyways, I fired back and reduced YOU to rubble while you and the other mods were quarreling over whether to launch or not. Plus, what difference does it make? There are no limits on the functions of this game, therefore I can declare that the Middle Kingdom did away with the radiation and the population regrew, unphased by your unprovoked nuclear strike.
As the last few troops from Pie Federation withdrew from the Canadian towns, the people rejoiced! The people had bloacked all supply lines and Surfusa's troops had joins them in the towns. Finally the Canadian border was recreated and Surfusa promises not to take one step pass it. All POW are returned to the border to be released back to the Pie Ferderation if they are willing to accept the new border...
With the south of Italy secured, Ricoland troops have begun pushing towards the Alps. On the islands and in Anatolia, the construction of fortresses has begun.
Umm revolutionaries, ever heard of them? Although blockaded by Pie's navy, the Surfusa economy was doing fine. The Alaskan cities were being rebuild atound the clock and nationalism swept across the land
If you recall, most revolutionaries either fled to you're nation or were killed. A full counterattack is launched, pushing Surfusa back to the original borders. We've killed every last soldier that fought against the idea of a greater America, and now I offer Surfusa peace on the condition that The Pie federation gain you're lands, but modern-day Canada and Alaska are under you're control, likewise America is under mine. Nation will re-form into either the American Empire or the North American Federation.
Your both God-moding now. Surf, you would not have been able to take the major cities so quickly, Pie, you can't just treck through the tundra in 12 hours or so. Anyway, the Karakoranian Horde waits until the Middle Kingdom annexes C_G China, and then the Horde sweeps in to fight the battered and worn forces of the Middle Kingdom. ((I'm doing the exact same thing Stalin did to Poland, btw.))
The game was made with no real rules. You can't sweep through the 'battered and worn forces of the Middle Kingdom' when: 1. They are getting new units and supplies constantly 2. They outnumber you 3. They aren't actually fighting anything since no real resistance is being offered [especially since C_G isn't actually commanding his forces to do anything]. 4. The locals of C_G 'China' support the Middle Kingdom
