Skyrim: What Race are you? and Did you side with the empire or the Stromcloaks?

I went with a Nord because the Nords are total badasses and I sided with the Stromcloaks because I feel like as a Nord my character has to. Even though both sides are douchebags in different ways.

I will be a Orc when i do get the game. I will probably side with the empire because i don't know who the stormcloaks are yet. WISCONSIN FTW.

Breton tank (main), Empire.
Nord archer (wears heavy armor with a lot of health, kind of a tank without much blocking ability and can strike at range), Stormcloaks.
Unarmed Khajiit, Empire.

I'm a dark elf thief who also dabbles in destruction magicka. Stormcloaks.

Imperial, I sided with the Empire both because it seemed fitting that an imperial should side with the Empire, and the fact that the stormcloaks are racist retards who can't see the bigger picture.

Chose Imperial, because they seem balenced and money is hard enough to come by.
I'm not quite sure if I've actually 'sided' with anybody yet, but my to-do list is filled with Empire stuff. I'd probably side with the Empire just so I can use cheesy lines like 'Get those Rebels' and 'Rebel scum!'. LOL. Ahh, George Lucus, you make us love your work, but hate your management style.

Just one thing about the game: I find it perplexing how I can take down a dragon by myself, but a Giant is difficult. Makes no sense to me.

Speaking of giants, as soon as I retire from being the savior of the world I am going to start up Tamriel's Giant Baseball League. TGBL for short. Surely you've seen them hit a home run with that club of theirs, probably with you being the ball. Also can you imagine a giant on steroids?

Redguard paladin, Imperial.

Nope. I've kept my distance from them thus far. I haven't had the game that long as to get to the point where I can fight them.

Well there is a glitch where sometimes they can hit you almost into orbit. They will launch you waaay up in the sky sometimes if they one hit kill you.

Yeah. I saw that 'Hitler encounters a giant in Skyrim' thing that someone posted here on the forums... hope they fixed that...

I shot my Pattoned Romulus approved Ice enchanted bow at its face and it freezes in a striking pose At which time I let out a mighty Thu'um and He dies.

Ive got 2 characters one Nord who is StormCloaks. and my Dunmer character who im not sure who to ally with. (I like to roleplay in my TES games) on one hand my character doesnt like the empire but on the other hand the Stormcloaks are racist assholes, i cant choose

I went with Nord because I thought it would be very integratable with all combat types, just so I can decide which would be better to use.

I went with the Stormcloaks for two reasons.
1. I didn't want to follow the other dude, because he was gonna chop my head off.
2 Viva la Revolucion!

Epic assassin archer, Imperial... yeah I went with the empire, 'cause I'm hard.

Do you realize how horrible they would stink?
I mean, Jesus, nevermind that club, just make it raise it's arm and all of Skyrim would melt.

Wood elf, because they have the biggest archery bonus. Stormcloaks, because they have better voice acting.