The Non-dildos Thread

The purpose of this thread is to serve as a discussion area for non-dildos of all forms. This thread will cover any topics appropriate for the coffee house. Rules are basically, that any posts by dildos will be deleted. I don't want to segregate our community, but I figured it's fair that we should be able to discuss things in a more friendly environment. Also, don't use this thread as an opportunity to insult other dildoish members. All global forum rules apply here.

If you aren't a non-dildo, I'd advise ignoring this thread. If you feel compelled, feel free to create your own for Dildolatry, or whatever other ideology you follow.

Now who wants to kickstart us with a topic?

Weren't you the one who suggested a Socialist thread, in place of my idea for ideological sub-forums?

You heard it here first, Kali thinks the socialists of our forum are sex machines and they make him feel uncomfortable so he doesn't want them in this thread.

Keep your ideological banter out of my innocent thread.

So what can non-dildos talk about then?
*Economy in the U.S. and Europe?
*Neo-Nazi murders here in Germany
*Arab Spring
*Recent elections in Spain
*Signs of the beginning of normalizing relations between the U.S. and Burma (I refuse to call it Myanmar).
*Anything else?

By the way, speaking of dildos, there's this funny sex shop here in my city. The pictures on its window displays show skimpy models dressed in red bikinis. I always found it ironic that this sex shop's located in an older building, with a statue of St. Peter holding the key to heaven on its upper floor. Sex and Catholicism...

The only government proven not to work is Democracy.

Those topics are all positively dreadful. Sounds like things a bunch of dildos would like to talk about.

Far more pertinent are the serious issues that plague our day-to-day lives, like the fact that Curiosity has been launched into space, that a medical plane crashed just north of Lake County, and the German telecommunications companies are operating with a cutting-edge "business-as-usual" strategy.

We have a Priscilla's here.

Why that would be highly insensitive of me.

Oh okay, well here's one...why can't mailmen read the big, fat sign that says "NO ADVERTISEMENTS" on my mailbox, and then put advertisements in anyways? That annoys me. Deeply.

Ours is called Beate Uhse here.

Ball rolling, huh? Well I mean if you are into that kind of thing, I won't judge you. But I think you best keep the bedroom talk out of the public arena.

Since were on the subject of sex shops I have only seen 2 in a 30 mile radius.

Ball rolling sounds as painful as D3adtrap's signature.

Oh it's probably just because he's a blind deaf mute who lost his vision in a car accident while he was on his way to the hospital with his wife for a surgery to restore his hearing so that she (pregnant at the time) could tell him how much she loved him. That selfish asshole.

I like turtles.

I lol'ed