What would you do if you were the opposite race?

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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Would you do if you awoke tomorrow as the opposite race?
    If you aren't in the know, these are the opposite races:
    White-Black African
    White Australian-Aborigonal
    White New Zealander-Maori
    Hispanic-East Asian
    Middle Eastern/Arabian-Indian
    Native American/Arctic peoples-Polynesians

    I would be a black guy, so I guess I would be that much closer to my dream of being in the music industry. I would try my hand at producing.
    Et tu?
    The Shaw, Nov 30, 2011
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  2. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Become a middle-class man who doesn't get blamed for anything.
    Toast, Nov 30, 2011
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  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Asian?... I guess I would be bad at driving. OH SNAP!!!
    Romulus211, Nov 30, 2011
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  4. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    WTF?! Since when were Hispanics the opposite of Asians?
    Imperial1917, Nov 30, 2011
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  5. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Shoot myself after having a wank.
    esac1122, Nov 30, 2011
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  6. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Since I wrote the damn list, now what would you do if you turned hispanic?!


    Why?
    The Shaw, Nov 30, 2011
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  7. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I would eat fried chicken, watermelon and drink some kool-aid. I would also have to keep my distance from water because we all know how that will end up. And than white women, lots and lots of white women.
    MayorEmanuel, Nov 30, 2011
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  8. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    I would join the KKK.
    Karakoran, Nov 30, 2011
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  9. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I'd be good at mathematics.
    Or some shit like that.

    205 + 10 = 215!! Holy shit that took me twenty minutes to figure that out.
    BattalionOfRed, Dec 1, 2011
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  10. Artismoke Well-Known Member

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    Go round saying "yo dawg" and detailing how to put things into other things.
    Artismoke, Dec 1, 2011
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  11. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Silly man, not all Black people work at shipping companies. :)

    Was a joke, of course. I understood what you had said.
    BattalionOfRed, Dec 1, 2011
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  12. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I would join the bloods.
    slydessertfox, Dec 1, 2011
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  13. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    I'd be able to dance and jump.
    CoExIsTeNcE, Dec 1, 2011
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  14. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    FUCK THAT WE REPRESENT THE MUTHAFUCKING CRIPS BITCH IS I SEE YOU IN MAH HOOD I'LL POP A CAP IN YO ASS BITCH!!

    Romulus211, Dec 1, 2011
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  15. TheKoreanPoet Well-Known Member

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    I would have a cup of Purple Drank and yell "Nigga" without getting a cold stare from everyone.
    TheKoreanPoet, Dec 1, 2011
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  16. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    I'd be even more of a whiteboy than I am now
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Dec 1, 2011
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  17. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    I'd be able to play Basketball well and be able to say "nigga" without it being a bad thing.
    Vassilli1942, Dec 2, 2011
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  18. lazerBAR Active Member

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    Join the crips and be the only East Asian there. Also sushi,rice,and soy sauce will be the only thing I eat while I warship my heathen gods and practice martial arts, also Id ride around in a lowrider running over and crashing into everything while screaming street slang and swearing excessively in a ridiculous accent.
    lazerBAR, Dec 2, 2011
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  19. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    I would grow some rasta hair becouse rastas are cool.
    ddbb089, Dec 3, 2011
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  20. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Good idea - don't try it while you're white, it doesn't look cool, at least not on my brother. That's probably just 'cos he's uncool :)
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Dec 3, 2011
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