The Bhutanese have motherfucking tigers and dragons, but the Swiss have cheese, halberds and pocketknives. A ridiculous and fantastic battle to say the least.
That's terrifying. Is it a massive siege weapon? I can imagine a huge pocket knife with something like an oversized corkscrew emerging from it and using it to twist a hole in a building, or a massive nail file to torture enemies with.
First how the bloody fuck would the reach each other?, second im pretty sure the international community would go with Switzerland.
Or maybe the Swiss have a highly trained army which has been famous for centuries for it's expertise in mountain warfare, as well as an air force, while Bhutan is an underdeveloped 3rd world country.
The swiss have a pretty awesome army (for being a small country). Pluss they have jets, i highly doubt bhutan has jets.
For a neutral country, Switzerland is (or recently was) very prepared for war. Many citizens join the army and are trained in how to use assault rifles, that they keep in their homes. They have artillery hidden in barns and air fields sealed behind mountains. All tunnels and bridges in and out of the country are fitted with explosives so the country can turtle in the event of war. It would't shock me if they had nukes.
Bhutan doesn't have Swiss Army tanks. Therefore, their dragon on their flag will prove to be no match.
The swiss would win instantly.I know Bhutan is in the himalayas but most of the swiss live in moutains too plus they have a pretty awesome army
Then the Swiss would take all of Bhutan's valuables and finances and stuff it into a safety deposit box in a bank in Zurich. Or, they would turn it all into cheese.
If Bhutan has dragons, we should pray for a Dovahkiin to emerge, for even a swiss knife can't match the power of a Thu'um
Obviously Swaziland would win. They haven't given up on their zulu heritage. One day, the Swiss and Bhutanese will feel the wrath of the almighty and unstoppable Zulu Sky Warriors!!!
And then arrived William Wallace who killed the Zulu with his big ass sword (Total not a deadliest warrior reference)
Fuck Deadliest Warrior. I hate that show since the episode with "the Yakuza and the Mafia". The Yakuza lost so fuck that show.
First season: Awesome Second season: Well o.k......had its moments but to Hollywood Third season: FUCK THIS SHOW SUCKS.
Will you sign this petition I have that will tell the producers of Deadliest Warrior to go fuck themselves and die in a hole with fire and bees. And also stop making the show but the first one is more important. Signed X__________________________________________X
