How Racist can you be? Examples....

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Are you racist?

Yes 10 vote(s) 26.3%
No 20 vote(s) 52.6%
I am only rascist to Josefvstalin 3 vote(s) 7.9%
I am the racist god 5 vote(s) 13.2%
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  1. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Free O.J.

    for all the kids and parents who participate in the sack race
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 8, 2011
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    I thought that the Welsh were a nationality, not a race.
    Kalalification, Dec 8, 2011
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    RACE WAR.
    C_G, Dec 8, 2011
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    What's a Mexican's favourite sport?
    Cross country
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 8, 2011
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    (Please note I am not racist in any way or form and am only posting this as a joke I have quite a few jewish friends.)

    How many jews can you fit in a car?

    2 in the front 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray.
    iPapaSmurf, Dec 8, 2011
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  6. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Why do blacks wear gloves to the cinema?
    In case they drop their maltesers
    Toast, Dec 8, 2011
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  7. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Racist

    Edit: What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 8, 2011
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    I wish I wasn't racist, I really do.

    But when I'm close to a group of black men, my brain automatically goes into survival mode.
    Artismoke, Dec 8, 2011
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    I soo racist that i poop racism.
    noelsoong, Dec 8, 2011
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    PRINCE OF MACEDON
    Toast, Dec 8, 2011
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  11. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 8, 2011
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  12. Byzantium's Revenge Well-Known Member

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    Sheep-shagging is not restricted to the Welsh, it is also enjoyed by Aberdonians and New Zealanders.
    Byzantium's Revenge, Dec 8, 2011
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  13. Toast Well-Known Member

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    lol

    I forgot about those bastards. Them and their stripping clubs and malls.
    Toast, Dec 8, 2011
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    And their bad driving, second-worst only to the Geordies.
    Byzantium's Revenge, Dec 8, 2011
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    We are all xenophobic rather than racist...
    battleearl, Dec 8, 2011
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    What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?

    The bucket.
    iPapaSmurf, Dec 8, 2011
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  17. Toast Well-Known Member

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    What did the blind man get for Christmas?

    Cancer
    Toast, Dec 8, 2011
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    battleearl and Achtung Kommunisten! like this.

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    An Aberdonian pop group is releasing a cover of a Rolling Stones classic with new lyrics.

    It's called Hey Macleod, get off my ewe.
    Byzantium's Revenge, Dec 8, 2011
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  19. Toast Well-Known Member

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    It's funny you should say that.

    My friend went to this thing called the Wizard Festival not that far from Aberdeen and there actually was a Rolling Stones cover group. I think Madness and all that were playing at it as well. Loads of junkies, though.
    Toast, Dec 8, 2011
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  20. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Hm, the Makakken dans is pretty racist, but it's Dutch...
    Bart, Dec 8, 2011
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