If Chuck Norris was Gay

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  1. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Boobs. There would be lots and lots of boobs.
    Lighthouse, Dec 10, 2011
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  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    The normal boobs ( . )( . ), the silicone boobs ( + )( + ), the perfect boobs (o)(o) Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o), and very small boobs (.)(.), and lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.). We love them all!:).
    Viking Socrates, Dec 10, 2011
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  3. Byzantium's Revenge Well-Known Member

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    If Chuck Norris was gay he would fuck you up the arse physically as well as metaphorically.
    Byzantium's Revenge, Dec 10, 2011
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  4. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    If he was gay, World of Warcraft would be an entirely different place.
    Soviet Streltsy, Dec 10, 2011
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  5. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    If he was gay rick perry would be gay.
    noelsoong, Dec 11, 2011
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  6. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Openly gay or Closet Gay?
    Romulus211, Dec 11, 2011
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  7. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    What if Chuck Norris was a woman?
    battleearl, Dec 11, 2011
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  8. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    What is the female version of the name Chuck?
    Romulus211, Dec 11, 2011
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  9. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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    Carla?
    stupified619, Dec 11, 2011
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  10. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    Good enough...
    battleearl, Dec 11, 2011
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  11. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Chelsea? Omg i knew it.
    Viking Socrates, Dec 11, 2011
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  12. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea Norris? Sounds good...
    battleearl, Dec 11, 2011
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  13. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    UnholyKnight800, Dec 11, 2011
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  14. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    Then Condalisa Rice would have been the first african american president.
    noelsoong, Dec 11, 2011
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  15. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    Closet gay but he goes back in time to spill the beans on the final episode of Oprah.
    xXxLKxXx, Dec 12, 2011
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