So I just had some kids

Well, I do have epilepsy, so it is somewhat of a concern.
That being said, we should bring this back on track.

Let us feast to this fine event, but first we must select someone to be eaten

Edit: Agreed remove it now, back on subject.

Congratulations, Matt, two cute kids!

What a night for you eh?

Edit: On the sig, it's quite annoying when I'm trying to read and in my peripheral vision I can see rapidly blinking dark and light images.

Don't stop smoking weed. It can be fun for the whole family.

Kidding aside, you totally should have named one of them Shaw. It's fun to say, and everybody in the whole world who is named Shaw(that's probably just me) is an all around awesome dude. Kinda like a good luck charm, I guess.

Wheres the dislike button. I guess ill have to substitute for the dislike button.
Like this comment if you dislike the Shaw's post!

Challenge accepted.

Ha! I liked both!
Where is your god now?

Almost half your total likes came from that one post, you need to keep on dissing Shaw's post.

MY GOD IS PLAYING SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, congratulations. Did you give a cigar to everyone in the waiting room or does that sort of thing just happen in the movies?

Congrats, mate.

My father told me he threw a wad of cash in the air once he discovered I was a male.

he threw it over his shoulder in DISAPPOINTMENT *trollface*

Fine, but only because you asked so politely.

If ComradeLer has epilepsy then shouldn't someone lay down some rules on signature content?

btw matt congratz and i hope you can still have time for us.

Thankfully, babies sleep a lot, and so does a women who takes care of them. So, late at night, I will have plenty of time to prowl the forums and hunt out wrongdoers. As for the future, I don't know, but for now, my presence will continue as it was. Also, I changed my first diaper today. It was miserable, as to be expected.

Congratulations, Matt!

Congratulations, I wish you the best!

Congrats Matt