So I just had some kids

Congrats Matt.

Congratulations but by the title I thought it was something "different"

A future conversation: "Daddy, why did you name me Chelsea?" "Well... I named you after a girl I met on the internet, and... She was the most amazing person I've ever met ever (lie* because we all know LeonTrotsky is the best evAr)"

Congratulations, you will not get a good nights sleep for about 2 years, in my experience babies do not sleep well at all.

Watch them be the most silent babies of all time.

Me and my bro get in verbal debates that end in good old Fistfights, Make sure you don't favor the girl or the boy otherwise they will constantly compete for your attention.

That happened once, but my brother's 4 years older than me, so I ended up punching him in the solar plexus and kicked him in the hamstring. I felt bad afterwards though, although he was being a cunt.

To avoid them beating each other up, just train them to hurt each other properly. They will gain some valuable life lessons along with it.

My brother is 4 years older then me too, Older brothers can be complete Cunts

I'm the oldest sibling in my family, I hope that doesn't make me a cunt too.

congratualation! (sorry I'm a bit late)

Before I went into the post I thought this would be one of those baby eating threads.

I think we have about 7 years before we see another one of these threads.

Bear in mind that there are women here. On average, an American female aborts 2 babies a week and shits out 3.

So would it be inappropriate to tell dead baby jokes in this thread?

Gratz, may the blessing of the Reapers benefit your children.

I hope you don't plan on sleeping for the next 3 years.

You must teach them the ways of Stalin.

I can see him reading them a pop up book about Stalin.

Congratz Matt!

Ah childhood indoctrination... Isn't it wonderful!?

It's beautiful!