Arrow to the knee Jokes

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  1. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Basiclly I made an exuse so I wouldn't offend you or some other jewish person. :)
    Lighthouse, Dec 15, 2011
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  2. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Oh shoot, here we go.

    My shield used to get hit with arrows, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    I told that guy over there not to make any more arrow to the knee jokes, then he shot my knee with an arrow.

    Day 18, Sun's Dawn, 4E 202.
    I managed to avoid being hit by any of those... things for a few weeks now, hell, I might survive this shit.

    Day 19, Sun's Dawn, 4E 202.
    NO!!! I.. I... I took an arrow to the knee!
    BattalionOfRed, Dec 15, 2011
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    stupified619, Dec 15, 2011
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  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Would sound awesome in Garrus' voice.
    BattalionOfRed, Dec 15, 2011
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  5. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Mass effect for the fucking win!
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 15, 2011
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  6. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    No pun intended?
    He used to take missiles to the face, then he took an arrow to the knee.
    Chelsea366, Dec 15, 2011
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  7. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    I used to dominate China but then I took an arrow to the knee.
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 15, 2011
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  8. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    [IMG]
    Eridian, Dec 16, 2011
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  9. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    is that a... yep, that's a steel arrow.
    BattalionOfRed, Dec 16, 2011
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  10. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    That was beautiful Eridian.
    Chelsea366, Dec 16, 2011
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  11. SPARTAN_KING1178 Well-Known Member

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    We would, but our belly's are full and warm from all the mead.
    SPARTAN_KING1178, Dec 16, 2011
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  12. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I used to be a Conquistador, until I took a Atlatl to the knee.
    Romulus211, Dec 16, 2011
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  13. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Walmart could get rich selling knee pads.
    Lighthouse, Dec 16, 2011
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  14. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    I used to use knee pads to protect me from arrows, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
    yuri2045, Dec 16, 2011
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  15. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    I used to sit down and be lazy, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
    UnholyKnight800, Dec 16, 2011
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  16. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Its like you took my joke that I sent into stalin... DAMN YOU.
    Lighthouse, Dec 16, 2011
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  17. JJ12354 Well-Known Member

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    Bethesda, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!!! Ow, my knee.
    JJ12354, Dec 16, 2011
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  18. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I was going to pay my child support, But then I got High.
    Romulus211, Dec 17, 2011
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    I used to take arrows to the knee, than i took a bullet to the face.
    crownedman104, Dec 18, 2011
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  20. TheKoreanPoet Well-Known Member

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    Moses would have entered the Holy City of Jerusalem, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
    TheKoreanPoet, Dec 18, 2011
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