Granted but an AI reads this statement and goes beserk. He launches all nuclear missiles at your house. I wish my wallet was full of money.
Granted, but you have absolutely no control over the car and therefor you crash it total loss... I wish a glass of water...
Granted, but it's 1 month old whiskey. I wish my parents would let me open up the box that has my new gfx card I it.
Granted, but that piece of crap turned out to be made by NVidia. Sheesh! I wish I could get people to join my horrible army of DOOM!
Granted, but the people who joined have no idea how to use a gun and they should themselves in the head before they could actually fight in war. I wish that the Roman Empire never fell!
Granted, but the emperor is Caligula, so he rapes everyone, fucks his sister, and generally everything goes to shit. I wish that the following post is actually funny. (AW SNAP)
Granted!! But it isn't yours. (Adriano Zumbo's V8 cake I had the other day) I wish that FeyBart wont be the next poster.
Granted, but it is a communist world, and you'll have to share your cake with a few billion people. I wish for everyone here to be sad, except me.