Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

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    If were doing that again.

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    meanwhile in australia
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    Earlier this week, I was exposed to the worst case of vermin I could hope to see. It had been snowing, and there was quite a big buildup. Me and my friend (he's had a nylon footjob) were walking back from Gamestation on the way to the bus stop when a small group of teenagers ran past us. One stopped and threw a snowball ahead of him, hitting a Citroen, while the other kids ran across the road right in front of it. The little panting cunt who threw the snowball climbed up into the bus ahead of us. We sat behind him and started to harass him by calling him an "abomination" and a "degenerate" and a "cunt" until he got out at the next stop which probably wasn't his stop. He was wearing a Puma tracksuit and a baseball cap. He is what we would call a "chav cunt".

    We have a lot of different types of wiggers. This "chav cunt" is what you would call a wigger. A wigger is a white person who wants to be a nigger, and acts so accordingly. They are the source of all problems in society. They are ignorant cunts who need to be forced into extinction.

    To identify a wigga bitch, know their music taste. He listens to Eminem. Anybody who listens to Eminem is a cunt. Anybody who listens to N-Dubz is a cunt. Anybody who listens to any failed X-Factor or Britain's Got Talent musicians are cunts. Anybody who listens to Lil Wayne is a cunt. Anybody who listens to Nicki Minaj is a cunt. Anybody who listens to Rihanna is a cunt. Anybody who makes a point of hating Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black is a cunt. Anybody who listens to LMFAO or any other band with a name referencing abbreviations used on the fucking internet is a cunt. Anybody who actually listens to the Lonely Island is a cunt. For serious wiggers, examples are 2-Pac, Limp Biscuits, Insane Clown Posse or Hollywood Undead are total dirty scum cunts. You get the point.

    Another method of identifying a wigger slut is video games. You won't see any wiggers playing Victoria 2. However, you will see wiggers playing Cawadooty. From this we can gather that anybody who enjoys Call of Duty is a dirty scum cunt who has to be trampled in the gullet and forced to drown in faeces. Almost every other FPS is populated by chav rats. Movies are also tell-tale signs. Wiggers tend to drift towards watching action movies like Fast and Furious. They're all English people.

    Which leads me on to drugs and alcohol. Most wiggers have managed to get their hands on pot and Budweiser. That's about it. You won't see any wiggers actually delving into serious drug dealing. Pot is small time shit, but they like to pass it off as "hardcore law-breaking" when it is roughly the equivalent of nicking a pick n' mix from the (late) Woolies full of them green triangle things. I liked Woolies, but you would not dare steal one of their £3 phones for council house hags, that is the equivalent of selling hashish. Nicking a wooly jacket is another thing, roughly the equivalent of selling a strong hallucinogen in a kid's playpark, like that Strawberry Quick amphetamine that I was eager to try but never got around to. Stealing a DVD is some serious shit. Stealing a DVD from Woolies is the equivalent to feeding PCP to an elephant or any other cumbersome mammal, or giving Dimethyltryptamine to a rottweiler. Shit will die. Probably the dog, though. That little bastard. I set a wheely bin on fire once.

    This leads me to delve into the activities of wiggers. It greatly varies depending on the region, but they all at least have one thing in familiar. Which is, a frightening and disgusting physical appearance. Most likely unkempt dreadlocks down to stinky-ass sheen-heads. Bitch cunt. You really can't hammer them down. They are slippery with grease. They are, above everything, stupid people. None of them can actually piece together a sentence, much like those vile women. I'm going to go have a wank.
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    i think you just called most of the worlds population cunts
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    Now that's just plain sexist.
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  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    How is the Anarchy shit going along
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    If you're going to post embarrassing anime videos, at least do it right. For example:


    I cringe whenever I see a video about anime on YouTube.
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    I was going to watch that, but i realized the amount of fucks i give is this.
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    You really are LenninsBeard2. Reddit memes and everything. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    LennisBeard from what I heard is a faggot and everything, he should worship my mother fucking cock and the ground i walk on. You should too.
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    ....this is stil active? Jesus christ this thing has immortality.
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    Why aren't you dead yet?
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    Quite simple, im a walking kevlar vest.

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