Which Olympian God/Goddess are you?

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  1. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    I got Hades.
  3. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I'm amazed by how accurate the top 2 are.

    Mine.
    (100%) Hades---Lord of the underworld. Rules over the dead. God of wealth. Greedy. Pity-less and terrible, but not capricious. Rarely leaves the underworld.

    (88%) Poseidon---Lord of the sea. Created the first horse. Uses a trident as a weapon to shake the earth and shatter objects. Has a difficult, quarrelsome personality. Is greedy. Second most powerful of the Olympian gods.

    (82%) Aphrodite---Goddess of love, desire, and beauty. Can compel anyone to desire her.
  5. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    (100%) Hephaestus---God of fire and the forge. Smith and armorer of the gods. Kind and peace loving. Physically ugly and lame.




    (80%) Apollo---God of music. The god of healing. The god of light and truth. Cannot lie.

    (74%) Hera---Protector of marriage. Takes special care of married women.
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    Apollo, mah. I'd rather be Zeus just so I could randomly smite people.
  7. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    I got Apollo
  8. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Dude, I totally know how you should make a horse. You should go hit on your sister Demeter, bare with me. She's going to reject you and turn into a mare are reject you but don't worry, man, because you can turn into a stallion. Then you should capture her and rape her, it's not going to be weird just do it. After you knock her up she's going to give birth to a horse, it will be awesome, man. You know you want to.
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    1. Apollo
    2. Poseidon
    3. Hephaestus/Zeus
  10. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Well, I do love horses, even though they are non existant so far, and are only of my imagination at this point, but hey, I'll give it a shot! "dude."

    Edit: By the way, don't horses originate from Europe/Asia? if so, I see some irony between your statement and them coming from that area.
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    1.Poseidon-Lord of the Sea. Has a difficult, quarrelsome personality. Is greedy.

    Sounds about right.

    2.Hades-Lord of the underworld. Greedy. Pity-less and terrible, but not capricious.

    You jealous Chelsea?

    3.Hermes-God of thieves and commerce. Fastest of the gods.

    I dont know.
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    (100%) Hestia---Goddess of the hearth, the symbol of the house around which a new born child is carried before it is received into the family. She is a virgin goddess.

    (95%) Hera---Protector of marriage. Takes special care of married women.

    (91%) Artemis---Goddess of chastity. Lady of the wild things. Huntsman of the gods. Protector of the young. Presides over childbirth. She is a virgin goddess.

    Three goddess man. ^_^ How neat.
  13. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Pretty shitty questionnaire.
  14. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Stop talking and just rape you sister. I want you to turn into a horse and rape you sister. And after that I want you to kidnap Theophane turn her into a sheep and rape her too. After that turn into a dolphin and seduce Melantho, I figure your all raped out and want something consensual for once.
  15. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Why the fuck would I be jealous? I got Hades as number 2 also.
  16. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    Well the element thing makes sense because the Greek gods could control elements. In the end the quiz is for fun you don't have to take it seriously.
  17. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    haha... you now understand scarcaism.
  18. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I put my top 5
    100%) Hephaestus---God of fire and the forge. Smith and armorer of the gods. Kind and peace loving. Physically ugly and lame.
    (88%) Hestia---Goddess of the hearth, the symbol of the house around which a new born child is carried before it is received into the family. She is a virgin goddess.
    85%) Apollo---God of music. The god of healing. The god of light and truth. Cannot lie.
    (83%) Hera---Protector of marriage. Takes special care of married women.
    (80%) Artemis---Goddess of chastity. Lady of the wild things. Huntsman of the gods. Protector of the young. Presides over childbirth. She is a virgin goddess.
  19. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    No, Greek Mythology must be the most serious thing ever.
    Fun should be made illegal.
  20. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    My top 5
    1. (100%) Apollo---God of music. The god of healing. The god of light and truth. Cannot lie.
    2. (98%) Hestia---Goddess of the hearth, the symbol of the house around which a new born child is carried before it is received into the family. She is a virgin goddess.
    3. (93%) Hera---Protector of marriage. Takes special care of married women.
    4. (91%) Hephaestus---God of fire and forge. Smith and armorer of the gods. Kind and peace loving. Physically ugly and lame.
    5. (86%) Artemis---Goddess of chastity. Lady of the wild things. Huntsman of the gods. Protector of the young. Presides over childbirth. She is a virgin goddess.

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