If everyone in the world was like the way you are on here then yes. Besides it's a little late for subtlety there.
So Chelsea, you launched yourself into space on purpose... that is considered suicide and one of the rules is Suicide is NOT an option! You have broken one of the rules of this thread but your a moderator, they have to enforce the rules. A moderator broke one of the rules...
And it also wasn't my official on topic post in which I clearly stated I would choose to die while skydiving. But I think you missed that one admiring Toast.
Kick someone in the face so hard that a chunk of their skull flies through the air and lodges itself in my brain causing me to be a vegetable. I would then by euthanized.
Let's break this game! Killed in however the universe ends. I've got a whole 15 billion years to kill!
I would like to die in a massive orgy with pillow fights, chocolate sauce, and lots and lots of fine fine bitches, which I'll finally die by massive orgasm heart-attack. NOW THATS THE WAY TO FUCKING GO.
Flying to a huge black hole. While getting a blowjob from a pornstar Or dying for freedom or other great cause