That's because I'm not a troll. I'm a social commentator. Link is too busy on Ebaums and Starcraft, I assume.
More like a multi-account, but I am most certainly wrong, seeing as you have nothing in common with my former Cultist, and your not as Spontaneous and awesome as he is. Example: Your posts lack any originality and you seem to drive most of your comedic sense from your Environment, much like Toast (i.e. Social Commentator) but You lack the Originality of said social commentator and try and weave a joke out of 3 things: 1: your personality 2: the Topic at hand 3: The current progression of the thread. Now I am most certainly wrong and I am most likely talking out of my ass, but I have a strange urge to write a strongly worded theory, does it have to mean something? no, although I would like to get a point across, there is no point to get across, your not solid, you change based on your environment and you seem to try and raise your post count, observe you have 3000 posts, most of these posts are either random nonsense or something else, much like myself, and while I feel your just attention-whoring, there is some thing telling me there is something more, something deeper, and I will not relent until I find out what has quirked my interest, now I bid you a good day.
Actually no. The only times we have interacted was briefly and the results where negative on most levels.
You recall when LB went from liking My little pony to hating everyone who liked it with a passion, I was in that mess. It sadden me greatly.
I also have another theory, What if LB is really me from the future who discovered time travel thus showing why LB is so much more cooler and witter then me, being that he is an older more cool version of me. Now that's some shit that will fuck up your mind.
Ponies, spongebob memes, capitalization of random words, and a myriad of other annoyances. Someone get me a rope.