Skyrim: What Race are you? and Did you side with the empire or the Stromcloaks?

i chose ork and decided t go Stormcloak's and i wasnt sure so my brother chose

I am a redguard and I chose Empire but I was going to choose Stormcloaks but then the dragon landed in front of the door so I guess I have to change that through the magic of console commands.

Or kill the dragon like a boss.

It's kind hard when you can't attack. I also found out out a dragon attacking Riften is a very casual thing.

I chose nord and Stormcloaks. I'm going with a dual axe wield with a 2h battleaxe when I get a good one. I'm going into archery with soul stealing enchant.

made an orc after i got a bit bord with my stealth kahjit (no one could ever challange me as i one hit everything). Made the orc use two handed and heavy armour beating the shit out of all the stormcloacks + got all daedric artifacts.

Does anyone else have the problem of when ever you fast travel to Dawnstar a dragon always attacks?

No, not really. But unless you are DB, what are you going there all the time for anyways?

not a problem, my kajit (kajhit cat person) one hits them, and my orc, well it takes longer but its a great way to get dragon bone and scales (i never use shouts so i don't care about the souls).

The invisible chest by the mine.

Breton and I have yet to choose, because both sides seem really shit.

I have that problem with Morthal.

Maybe not, however I feel the Aldmeri Dominion are the true Nazi's.(that does not account to all High Elves)

Imperial. Because Khajiit and Argonian are sneaky furry thiefs, Nords are too mainstream, Bretons are for women and such, Elfs of all kinds are fags and/or religious fanatics, Redguards have curved swords and Orcs look too English.

I am Thalmor and I went Stormcloak, now before people start saying how much the Stormcloaks all hate Mers and I shouldn't have done that. I was playing as a spy for the Dominion. Firstly, the Empire would be divided making a second war all that easier, the Dominion can easily crush both provinces with ease. Than we get to the issues of the slums, surely you say "an Elf cannot support that oppression on his own kind", but that's the point. We would be seen as liberators in the North, if the Empire won the Elfs would be equal to the Nords and would not greet us as welcoming, I'm not shortsighted. Lastly the issue of the treaty, Skyrim would violate the treaty allowing for the Dominion to to declare war on Skyrim again, only this time the treaty would be even more punitive. The next age will show the superiority of Mer over Man, I will be the one to usher in that new age.

The Thalmor are evil, wood elves and dark elves despise them.

Not unless to taste Skyforge Steel you Thalmor scum!

Stormcloaks because LeonTrotsky chose the Empire.

Wood elves don't, they are apart of the Aldmeri Dominion. I don't are about the elves of Morrowind for the time being. I'm forcing the Elves (and all non-Nords) of Skyrim to make a choice. To join the Dominion (I can't say what will happen to the non-Mer) or continue living in the slums with the Nordic uber-nationalist-Ulfric.

So which twin shall conquer?