If you like micro nations, you'll love How to Start Your Own Country with Danny Wallace AKA "that English dude from Assassins Creed."
This is fucking hilarious... Oh God, we must stop this Dictatorship, and all of the people who abide by it's rule!
I am now starting my own country, to get rid of Brazil's corrupt government, and install an absolute monarchy with me as king, since I have noble blood. I just need something...an army, I'm asking for recruits, anybody?
Hey, someone has to do the shitty stuff... Or are you gonna "recruit" "slaves" for that sorts of things?
Well, why be away from the glory of the battlefield? The glorious sound of men being slaughtered with forks and knives, or burning men with torches? Ok, he can be the soldier who washes clothes of other soldiers!!