I'm going back in state tomorrow but I won't be able to use my PC until the weekend most likely (this is from my phone).
I demand someone make a Rocky-esque montage of me training to beat Card while we wait for Kali to be able to start the fights.
You should have made her climbing the 7,000 steps to high hrothgar in fast forward, and maybe her punching a giant for the lols.
I demand that Kali stop whatever he is doing no matter how important it is and continue on with this or face the wrath of Viking.