Greetings from the nearly extinct intelligent American.

HELLO COMRADES!!! I hope to join the nkvd and write speeches of epic proportions for the glorious leader, Stalin. Never back down my friends, and soon, his name will ring from the streets all over the world. He has had so many glorious battles in his RTS games and I wish to supply a good starting speech for his best. i.e the last stand style. ex:
SOLDIERS! we have been backed into a corner by these dogs. THEY FEAR US, this is proven by the numbers they believe they need to take this place. do not falter comrades! if we lose here our enemy will pass UNIMPEDED into our territory and there will be no mercy from these beasts-turned -men. stand fast and they will break before us like waves on rocks. Have faith in your arms, god, and our great leaders ability. IF WE CANNOT HAVE VICTORY, WOUND THEM SO BADLY THAT WE WILL BE FEARED FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!! MAKE THEIR MOTHERS CURSE OUR NAMES AND CHILDREN WEEP!!!! WE WILL HAVE VICTORY, OR WE WILL MAKE THEM TAKE IT FROM A MOUNTAIN OF DEAD!!!

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Welcome comrade!

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Hello, intelligent american, would that Be Mexican USA'er or Canadian?

Welcome friend!!1

And on a side note, didn't we have a thread somewhere where you could write a speech for Stalin to do??

Reading this post really fast made it very fun to read.

WAFFLEZ. (I don't know what this has to do with the introduction but just wanted to say it to you)

Hi. Don't catch any STIs while you're here.