I have been asked to stop spamming the intro with saying why do Americans like to smell cats so I will ask it hear why do Americans like to smell cats. its a question we all want to now.
Well as I said in the one in the intro section, it must be 'cos Americans just can't get enough of that addictive cat-sick/piss/mangy fur goodness!
I disagree I think they are smelling them because they think they are terrorists so they smell them to find out dodt ask me why because its top secret.
Maybe some American women like cats? I dunno, I hate those whiney little shits, last time I had a cat it always ran away from me, and whilst doing so, lifted it's tail to show me it's pink asshole. What a douche.