Viking uses the power of FUS ROH DAH to kill Lighthouse bring an era of peace to the forums, as well as cake.
Right, so, Once apon a time a huge Spaggetti Monster decided to make a fuked up world in 7 days and give it life, only to drown the world again later with Tomato ketchup, and only 2 of every animal was safe and afloat apon a huge floating meatball, they then had a HUGE incest party to repopulate the earth only to find most of the populated planet, if you were good throughout your life on earth you could get to the pasta bowl heaven or if you were naughty you would be cooked forever!!! And then the lovers of Spaghetti were persecuted by the Romans, who prefered Pasta. Later the Romans tried Spaghetti and liked it, where then they spread Spaghetti to the barbarians. Then they saw some people in the Middle East worsipped a ...Chocolate Monster and owned the place where Jegetti gave spaghetti to his friends. They fought hard with each other, but Spaghetti lost. In boredom, they sent knights with horns that were BADASS to kill the Noodle Monster worshippers, but failed aswell. Then they conquered the lands of people who worshipped the Wafer Monster and converted them. Then the Spaghettites splintered into many factions, each with a love for different food. Now the Spaghettites are dying, replaced by the people who honestly cannot see why people hate each other over food preferences.
