Most painful thing ever.

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  1. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    This has to be something that happened to you.

    Mine is when I was in 4th grade and my crappy school didnt have a track so we ran around the parking lot. Well I wasn't looking where I was going and my leg got caught in a half destroyed drainage pipe type of thing. Jesus christ that fucking hurt.
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    That sounds absolutely awful. I've never even been to hospital (as a patient), so the best/worst I can come up with is when I got stung by a wasp walking into my first day of primary school. Not the most painful thing i've felt, but it was early in life so I guess it's a not so pleasant place in my mind; worse but more recent injuries just don't compare. And it was a great start to my time at school obviously.
    This lack of injury might also explain why i'm absolutely terrified of any kind of pain. Count yourselves lucky, you metal-jointed, wonky nosed, scar-tissue-covered bastards! Hopefully you've all got better pain stories!
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    Last year I slipped on ice on the stairs outside my house and landed on my arm. Fractured that sucker. Fucking hurt like hell afterwards.
  4. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Migraines, and I have these often.
  5. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Not prone to serious injuries. But recently I've remembered how much the cold hurts.
    I'm tellin you man, there are cures for these kinds of things.
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    ... really?

    I mean you... really? The guy who goes through 50 dubies a day?
  7. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    What the fuck are you talking about? Cold air fucking hurts. And I've just been wearing my light hoodie, not even a coat or jacket. It sucks, no matter how many "dubies" you go through.
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    I dislocated my arm when I was about 8 and my left arm has been slower then my right arm since then, and the most recent was 2 years ago and I tore my ACL playing futbol. I have been a second string striker since then.
  9. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    So that means you're a right-hander. LOL
  10. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I've ever broken a bone, so the most painful injury goes to the that time I nutted myself on a fallen down tree after trying to stay balanced on it, that hurt for days.
  11. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    I recently had two of my wisdom teeth removed and after 6 or 7 hours the anesthetics had worked out... And that hurt so much that I even got headaches...
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    I think the biggest pain of mine was when my brother or mother I don't remember closed our car's door on my hand. It hurt llike hell.

    The other could be when I was shot in the back point blank range with an airsoft gun.Thanks bro -_-
  13. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    This reminds me of the time I was shot at point blank range with a paintball gun, it didn't hurt too much, but it left some nice round blood marks.
  14. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Well the most painful thing that happened to me was a huge piece of glass cutting my arm open pretty fucking bad. Like emergency have to go to the hospital right now because you're bleeding a whole damn lot and it's an extremely large cut bad. I still have a large scar and it was life threatening because it hit the artery. I was fortunate to have been not far away from the hospital.
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    Most painful thing I ever went through was when I was riding my bike and fell off and slid through a bunch of glass and other sharp fucking objects that stuck all through me and finally I landed on a ant pile so on top of all the cuts I got a bunch of fucking ant bites all over my body.
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    Well, stepping on a few pieces of LEGO is seriously painful. Still, the worst pain was probably after I had my toe operated. I was advised to lie down as much as possible to minimize blood flowing. That is very good advice to follow. When I stood up, my god it hurt so bad.
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    And afterwards... It felt like someone punched a tooth out of gums...
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    That is some serious pain, no joke.
  19. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. The marks they leave are kind of like battle scars that wear off after a while.
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  20. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    When I was little, I chased a ball (we had recess in the parking lot of our school) near a drain and slipped on some loose gravel. Cut my elbow pretty bad, but I didn't need to go to the hospital. Still have a scar. The funny thing is I did the exact same thing to my other elbow like 4 months later, so now they match. :D

    The worst thing is that I got a piece of graphite stuck in my toe. I stepped on a pencil and... you get it. The problem is, the skin healed over so it is still in there. It hurt like hell at first, but now I barely notice it. I think it might have dissolved or something, oh wait, there it is, it's a lot smaller.

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