Well, I've had my head split open to the skull, twice. That hurts pretty bad. Also fell through a glass table when I was about 2 or 3. Don't remember it, but I can imagine that was pretty painful. The most painful thing I have been through though.. Well, strange fact - When your body over-produces testosterone, it, for some reason, can lead to a lot of pain. To a point where you fall on your knees, scream, and struggle to breathe kind of pain. (Imagine somebody squeezing your testicles for two or three hours.)
Three or four years a ago I was dicking around on a slide, then a big-ass spider took me by surprise. I didn't even know the human arm could imitate a banana before that day.
I read this way too fast and somehow I thought you said you're dick got bite by a spider and turned into a banana.
Well, not very painful as it is consistantly occuring, deprivation of sleep due to insomnia has given me lots of migrains. The worst is yet to come. Edit: Ooh, I fell off my bike going down a sort-of-steep street, chipped a little bit of my tooth and gave me a scar from my helmet shattering into millions of bits. Didn't feel too much pain because it happened really fast, I forget the word but it is very late at night so I can't think.
Toast is definately our biggest fan of toilet humour. Maybe i'll go and put that on this wiki you guys were on about.
Well, Toast is now our biggest fan of toilet humour on the wiki! Maybe I should say something more on-topic.
Lol at whoever made all that. I get the feeling they mirrored the picture deliberately just to piss you off though.
The most painful for me happened just last year. My appendix burst. NEVER have I experienced such pain. Fortunately I was already in the Emergency Room when it happened but even so... not pleasant at all. It did jump me right to the head of the queue however. So I guess that's a silver lining.
Well about two years I was in a 2 month period where I would get constant headaches. I call it the dark times since I was asleep most of the time to block out the pain.
When i was 15 my brother threw boiling water in my face, for two weeks my friends called me pizza face ;P but the worst part is i told my mom i fell with a pan with boiling water when i cooked noodles, hah so stupid
Well he said that he didn't think it would do as much damage as it did because i remember that i was watching tv and he came into the living room with a mug and just poured it in my face and i went berserk on him
