You get an infinite ignorance of cookies. You instantly forget all knowledge of the delicious substance. I wish my books weren't in the crap condition they are in right now.
Granted, but I decided I'll take a shit on it, and there's no water around so you'll have to lick them clean. I wish I'd be just a bird in the sky...
Granted but you're the best at being raped by Reapers I wish for a drop of chocolate in my ice cream.
Granted, but you don't have a nigger... thumb. I wish you'd like me both literally and as in forum-like me.
Granted, but it turns out to be so easy and unoriginal it isn't even fun. I wish you could corrupt this wish.
Granted, but you can't fly, it just makes you look like a faggot. I wish I could repeat this wish later.