“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" - Jon Stewart “Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.”- Jon Stewart “Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.”- Jon Stwewart “Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.” - Stephen Colbert
“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.” ― Stephen Colbert, I am America “Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!” ― Stephen Colbert, I am America “It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.” ― Stephen Colbert “Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult:If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.” ― Stephen Colbert, I am America “The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.” ― Stephen Colbert
This was meant for a fun little thing to share, and I've never heard of Politico, and I would assume, neither has most of our members.
"You can't be a dick to Gingrich, Gingrich is the master of Dick-Fu! He's studied it in the Tibet mountains with the Dickie Lama!" - Jon Stewart
