We're going to war with Belgium to reclaim Flanders. We can give Wallonia to the French if they want it.
W/e, as long as we get Flanders, I'm fine with it. Wait...hold on, lemme check something. WAIT, WAIT! We also call dibs on Wallonia, the Leffe brewery is there. If we're going to get the best Belgian beers (which basically means the best in the world), we're going to need Wallonia as well.
Screw that, it used to be ours anyway! Heck, while we're at it, we'll get Luxembourg as well and create the Benelux Republic.
Then France, Germany and the UK will attack while Luxembourg mobolizes its vast army and begins to launch its nukes while gearing up its vast industrial base.
Ha, the Native American master race will prevail, the Jews are our puppets and scapegoats! You bow down to us!
Pssh, the Dutch kicked Native American ass (not as much as the British, though), and the Jews all fled to us when the Spanish persecuted them! Ha! The joke's on you!