Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

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  1. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    This fourm or the interrnet in general is the last place i would ask for flirt/date/fuck/aproach/ing advice. We are all so tough behind our computer screens. I could tell you to just go for it like it's nothing, or tell you facebook is the answer or somthing, acting like i am the god of picking up females. All i can tell you is that doing nothing is the worst thing you can do.
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    Sly, just be yourself, within reason of course. Come on strong, but not too bold. Have finesse. DON"T BE A CREEPER ABOUT IT. Just place yourself in a situation where it would be expected that the two of you would talk, like if you share a class and are required to do group work. Don't come out of the blue, be smooth.
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    Most people here do have social lives
  4. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    Not saying that you guys don't, but it's so easy to give advice over the internett.
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    Most of the people on here gave a general consensus to start with small talk. I think it would be obvious to most people that someone is shitting you if they say the best way to get a girl is to start a school shooting or something. Obviously your going to get people who pull your leg or give bad advice. But if you cant sort crap from actual advice you shouldn't be asking for it in the first place. :/
  6. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Well then Im screwed.
  7. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I disagree .

    The serial killer Richard Ramirez was getting love letters during his murder trail. Don't automatically count it out.
  8. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    I disagree with your disagreement
    I withdraw the relevant sentence then
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    Don't have a pizza face (if you what I mean, acne sucks).

    Small talk worked for me, also being in the same class helps too. I had a 4-5 month relationship because of this.
    Although, now I have the same problem you have. I got out of my relationship 4 months ago, and now some other girls that I like I just don't have the confidence to approach.
  10. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I;ve never been in a relationship to begin with so...
  11. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    Show her this thread.
    Her: you made this for me?
    You: blow me
    Her: Ok!
  12. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Assert your dominance by spontaneously pinning her down and sticking it in her pooper. Girls love that.
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    Perhaps we can turn this into an actual superthread?

    I too, am forever alone... /insert meme
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    Titty-squeeze her - cannot possibly fail.

    Wow, I thought you said blondness and were going to make an Aryan reference.
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    So how did it go sly?
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    yeah......not really
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    Try to forget shes a female when you talk to her. Also as a general rule (As in, this applies to socializing with anyone.) I like to look people directly in the eyes, not all the time mind you. You get a pretty good idea of what people are like by doing this. She may even by the shy not-so-confident type who looks around and stutters when you do this, which may intern lead to a shared awkward laugh.

    I'd like to stress the "don't do it all the time" thing though. There is a fine line between confident and creepy.
  19. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    State at her like she's the only person that matters in the universe, I want intensity. Also what's your plan for if she does say, "yes"?

    EDIT: Also what is you clothing and self-grooming situation like? It wouldn't hurt to look and smell nice for her. Or just go in the other direction, Sartre was 5 feet tall, blind in his right eye, dressed in oversize clothing, had no sense of fashion, and his skin and teeth showed he had no interest for hygiene. He had an aggressive male ugliness that women found attractive.
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    FIRE IN YOUR SOUL!!!
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