Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

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  1. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Well no shit.
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    Perhaps you could take a more physical approach and use her own girly-tastes to sway here. Consider getting your nails painted and possibly trying the use of lipstick.[/quote]
    Im not Boy George lol.

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  2. Aloysius Well-Known Member

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    He isn't in Motley Crue dude. :)[IMG]
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    Hey this strategy will get her to talk to you more. but only because she will think your gay.
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    I've read through what you just wrote, and sadly I'm sort of stuck in the same situation at the time being. Problem now is the girl I like is on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. She's currently living in New York. Sooo......Not to hijack the thread and pin it all on me, I would probably need some advice as well. I've never really been the type of lad that mingled with attractive and popular girls, I mean I've been out with a few girls before in primary school, in secondary school I didn't give to shits about girls then, but I'm back in the mood once again.

    Sorry, I wasn't particularly meant to hijack the thread and direct it all on me. Sorry Sly if I am, mate.
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    Thats perfect: go along with it. Wait until she gets totally destroyed by some douche bag that she's going out with. In my experiance this is usually every three to four months for your average teenage girl. Then; when she comes to you for emotional support tell her that you thought you were gay but she just makes you feel so strange, so unsure of yourself.

    Its essentially foolproof.

    Though I'm still going for rohypnol as the no 1 choice.
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    Get together with her and maybe smoke something something but only if you are a user ofc. Smoking with your girlfriend and just chilling out is awesome
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    Well I used to be very shy and timid. Didn't talk much. Nervous around girls up until about the end of 9th grade. So i decided to use the summer and give myself an overhaul. I grew my hair out alittle, slicked it back, started wearing work boots with jeans, everyonce in a while my dads old denim vest with Metallica on the back and set out to be more friendly and try to be smoother. The boldness of my change attracted quite abit of attention mostly positive and also questions due to the fact that I look like im out of the 80's. Now i'm making alot more friends (which is important due to the sweet sixteens coming up)
    So you may need to reaccess your overall standing socially.

    But mostly just try working your way up in conversations and getting to be friends with people and meet there friends.
    Maybe if you have a very well connected friend use them to get into conversations. only when it doesn't make you seem like a pack donkey of course with you following him around everywhere.
  8. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    As far as I know shes never went out with anybody.
    @soviet No you are not hijacking the thread with it. Its fine.
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    Well you should do somthing besides stalking her facebook.
  10. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I'm just going to stop you right there. Don't try to do this long distance thing, I'm sure you can find a girl who's just as good close by.
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    Oh yeah, but most girls round here I've seen so far aren't really my type, and majority of them are chavs. This girl from New York is amazingly gorgeous and intelligent. I'm up for the challenge to travel a far distance to see my potential GF.
  12. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    lol loser.
    I don' think that's how it works, brah.
  13. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I should give you my phone number, there is about a 50/50 chance I'll have to get you out of a rape dungeon. While I can't speak from person experience I knew a girl who met her boyfriend via Omegle (yes, that Omegle). They ended up "dating" for a year and a half, never met in real life, and to this day I'm convinced they had sex over Skype. Eventually he dumped her and I picked up the pieces. While it was interesting to watch I found it really strange.
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    Ohh, Mr Shaw replying how relevant.

    It might sound quite shitty for me at least, but seriously don't care what you think. AND NO I'M NOT A FUCKING INTERNET PREDATOR STALKING FEMALES ONLINE!

    Sure, provide me with your phone number it might cost a bit for the caller though, and the rape dungeon LOLOLOLOL xD that is all.

    I'm just interested in this girl online that is all. That is the fantasy of the internet now.
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    Best of luck to you. Meanwhile back in reality you should probaly not go to New York just for some chick who may or may not like you.

    But if you do remmeber to have a pair of fluorescent pants!
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    I probably won't, but I will continue to talk to her until both of us have officially falling in love. Wahh I'm never really this romantic, kind of ironic for me. New York has never really been in my mind of interest, although truthfully saying America as a whole hasn't really suit any interest to me one bit, despite the amount of rage I have against it.
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    Stalin and Mao give their blessing on your growing relationship.
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  19. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Is it weird that I live in New York but have never been to New York City?
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    Stalin and Mao bless a proletariat on his long-ass quest on trying to establish a relationship with a girl from the US of A.
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