What do you look like?

I still don't know why it's forbidden to put the Icelandic flag on accessories or something. This random guy told me, but I didn't understand too well. Actually, I still don't, I should look that up some time.
Also, I can't wait for summer so I can wear these bad boys again.

Hey just putting it out there cos you asked first
Don't go soft on me
(geddit? Go soft? Ah whatever)

Well, can't say I blame you, I've always known I'm wildly attractive.

I've been a guest on national TV, come at me BRAH

Well, yeah, that's just...yeah, like...yeah.

Here I am at Oktoberfest last year with some friends...me on the right. Man, I miss the summer.

You're a very pretty lady.

I wish I was.

European male + sunglasses = another forum member I could masturbate to.

Whatever floats your boat, bro. Personally, it would be better to fap to someone else. Like UnitRico.

Already all over it, read the previous page

Cool story. Hope there were no blisters.

I'm fine but you should ask UnitRico, after all he was the one on the receiving end most of the time.

I was just about to make a Peter North or Rocco Siffredi reference, but I probably shouldn't.

Hes actually from California I think but...

You're on the other side of the world, so I don't really mind. You and I both can't help the fact I'm wildly attractive, of course.

So you masturbate to pictures of yourself?!
O wait you're wearing those sunglasses, it's understandable.

Oh, no, I don't masturbate to myself, I just said I can't help the fact those glasses are just so sexy. And they're large enough to wear over my regular ones as well!

Sure sure. If it's not pictures, it's a full length mirror.
While wearing those sunglasses, of course.

And a bow tie, if I can hold myself back long enough to get one.