This is turning into a dance off kind of contest. There was a massive fire at the campsite. The heat was in tents. You just got served, bitch! The ball is in your court
Wow, someone who actually knows what's puny. No, legit, most people have know idea what puns are. Here is a definition: A pun is a figure of speech which consists of a deliberate confusion of similar words or phrases for rhetorical effect, whether humorous or serious. A pun can rely on the assumed equivalency of multiple similar words (homonymy), of different shades of meaning of one word (polysemy), or of a literal meaning with a metaphor. Bad puns are often considered to be cheesy. Shakespearian puns: 1. Richard III (Act I scene 1) “Now is the winter or our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York...” 2. Romeo and Juliet (Act I scene IV) Romeo: “Give me a torch: I am not for this ambling. Being but heavy, I will bear the light.” 3. Romeo and Juliet (Act I scene IV) Mercutio: “Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.” Romeo: “Not I, believe me. You have dancing shoes With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.” 4. Hamlet (Act I scene II) Claudius: “...But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son...” Hamlet: [aside] “A little more than kin, and less than kind.” 5. Much Ado About Nothing (Act II scene I) Beatrice: “The count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor well: but civil, count; civil as an orange, and something of that jealous complexion.”
I was going to look for my lost watch but I never found the time. Why does Waldo wear stripes? Becouse he dosen't want to be spotted.
