For some reason I was expecting you to look like a short alien dude. Probably cuz of your previous avatar.
That was Family Guy wasn't it? Or was it South Park? I remember Family Guy had an episode on Mel Gibson so I'd go with that.
You caught me, I'm a very high ranking North Korean. This whole I love Japan thing was really just to throw you guys off because everyone knows Koreans hate the Japanese. Also, silly Che, I could have got him into the country but he angered me.
Your like Kim Jong il's son who missed being leader to go to Japanese Disney world (Best Disney world) and also its clear that you are a high ranking North Korean planning to lead the great leaders armies into South Korea and then to liberate the Japanese people from there evil Masters.
English and with English parents! My dad's got quite brown skin but we're all English in my family! I get what you mean though, some say my eyes are quite Asian. (and yes I have checked whether I'm adopted, so that isn't it (not that it's bad being adopted))
According to the great teachings of Monty Python, that must mean you are rude, smoke, are intelligent but boastful, drink beer in pubs, and utilize at least one of the following words in every sentence: cheerio, spiffing, splendid, innit, bugger/bollocks. You also say tea to refer to a late afternoon meal.
<---- like dat.. Hahaha, well i normally am not all suited up, but i am abit overweight (i call it 'americanitis obesitius') and often sport my fedora... (yeah i got a fedora.. bitches love fedoras.)